I hate all girls vehemently.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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