im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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