the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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