He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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