new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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