why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Girls should come with a carfax report
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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