omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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