MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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