Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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