are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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