11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
