is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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