normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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