so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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