Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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