Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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