I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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