This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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