The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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