I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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