my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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