Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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