Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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