Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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