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(646): View more from New York

it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet

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(512): View more from Texas

He is such a slut. More and more my type.

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(905): View more from Toronto

Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?

(1-905): View more from Toronto

i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood

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(415): View more from California

Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.

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(831): View more from California

Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.

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(512): View more from Texas

Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections

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(404): View more from Georgia

dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear

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