is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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