She announced her abortion via fbk
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Randomize
