You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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