How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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