So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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