Don't you send me to vm
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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