my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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