Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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