wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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