You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Boobs speak an international language.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
