White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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