You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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