i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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