Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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