THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
i believe in u and ur pee
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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