he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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