He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
is that a dick in a sweater?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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