Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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