Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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