i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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