didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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