so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You are a genius and a whore.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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