whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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