So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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