Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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